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Then other girls hit on you, because you're so hot and cool! And this intense drama is all unfolding in the bright and colorful world of Pokemon, a franchise where you beat the shit out of other people's pets with your own pets and all they can do is tell you how great you are for it. Zombies have infested nearly every pop culture franchise, from Red Dead Redemption to freaking Archie. And thanks to Snakewoodwe now know what the zombie fire would look like if it came to Pokemon.

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